My 2017/18 Premier League Season Predictions (praying to God I’m wrong)

Pep can finally stop his bitching now…because he’s about to get his way.

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‘Sup to the probably 3 people who will read this. I absolutely hate what I’m about to write. Going with my brain and not my heart. It’s a pretty smart brain, especially when it comes to soccer, but I’m really hoping brain is wrong this time. I’m sure like the total math here doesn’t make any sense if you add up all the ties and multiply by the distributive property of the derivative of X squared or whatever, but these are my general table predictions for the upcoming Premier League season (SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY THE END OF TRANSFER WINDOW):

  1. Manchester City…27-4-7…85 pts
  2. Manchester United…25-8-5…83 pts
  3. Chelsea…25-7-6…82 pts
  4. Liverpool…22-8-8…74 pts
  5. Arsenal…20-10-8…70 pts
  6. Tottenham…19-13-5…70 pts
  7. Leicester City…19-9-10…66 pts
  8. Everton…17-12-9…63 pts
  9. West Ham…18-8-12…62 pts
  10. Southampton…16-13-9…61 pts
  11. Bournemouth…14-10-14…52 pts
  12. Newcastle…15-7-16…52 pts
  13. Watford…12-12-14…48 pts
  14. Crystal Palace…13-8-17…47 pts
  15. West Brom…12-8-18…44 pts
  16. Stoke City…10-11-17…41 pts
  17. Burnley…8-8-22…32 pts
  18. Swansea…7-9-21…30 pts
  19. Huddersfield…7-8-23…29 pts
  20. Brighton and Hove Albion…5-6-27…21 pts

Top Goal Scorers:

  1. Harry Kane…24
  2. Jamie Vardy…21
  3. Sergio Aguero…19
  4. Romelu Lukaku…18
  5. Sadio Mane…16

Most Assists

  1. Kevin De Bruyne…22
  2. Mesut Ozil…14
  3. Dele Alli…12
  4. Paul Pogba…10
  5. Christian Eriksen…9

Most Clean Sheets

  1. David De Gea…13
  2. Thibaut Courtois…12
  3. Hugo Lloris…10
  4. Kasper Schmeichel…9
  5. Ederson…8

Player of the Year: Kevin De Bruyne

Young Player of the Year: Leroy Sane

Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola

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As a Manchester United fan, that was painful. Enjoy the season folks.

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